CC speaks
Well
my dear ones,
It’s
come to that time of year
that
I should wish you all...
Well,
I guess it would be more
appropriate
to turn it over
to
my furry little Russian friend,
CC,
or Commie Cat;
actually,
he is now more like
‘he-was-formerly-known-as-Commie-Cat.’
CC:
“OK, dave, you may now cease speaking;
if people can forgive my speech patterns,
since English is third language for me,
then I am very much ready to finish for you.”
Greetings
Comrades!
I
send you much greetings from Mother Russia
and
many apologies for the evil
we
foisted upon the world in our former days
as
the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics…oy!
I
should have listened to my babushka,
my
grammy, when she said,
“I
make weewee upon Lenin, Stalin,
and the worst stupoovnik of all, Marx,
and his doctrine of communism,
which is fitting only to go in litter box.
“I
am telling you Bubala,
American Pilgrims have already proved
back in 1623 that this is no good.
“So,
is Karl Marx ignorant or stupoovnik?
Let us not split hairs;
he can easily be both.”
*sighs*
Ah,
if only we’d had the wisdom to listen
to
my babushka
how
much needless suffering
could
have been averted?
You
want encouragement?
I
give you advice.
Do
not be like me; never worship State;
it
is a very bad thing;
there
is no joy there.
Yet
that is all in the past,
and
one cannot live in past times;
we
should look instead to future,
to
better days.
I
am now in agreement and seeing wisdom in
comrade
Andre Bitov when he said,
“Without
God, life makes no sense.”
Rest
of Russia in now seeing this, too;
and
although banned during Soviet times,
Christmas
is now regaining its popularity
and
religious meaning in Russia.
Hence,
we are now once more seeing Christmas Day
in
Russia mark the birth of Jesus Christ
in
the Christian Orthodox tradition
(where
we are celebrating it on January 7th).
So,
in fine Russian tradition,
I
am wishing you well from our glorious
capital
city of St. Petersburg,
and
hoping you and all your family to
have
most nerry Russian Little Christmas!
Wishing
Grace & Peace & many blessings to you,
CC
(he-who-was-formerly-known-as-Commie-Cat)
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